Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!
Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode.
Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in this 3 hour movie, Buffalo Bill dies for the second time in four episodes, Val Kilmer is a top notch Robin to De Niro’s Batman, and Michael Mann makes everyone look cool.
What else is there to say? Just listen to the episode if you’re a sucker for this movie, you will enjoy it.
Heat stars Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Mykelti Williamson, Natalie Portman, and Ted Levine
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Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.
Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible
Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson, Polly Walker, and James Earl Jones.
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Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!
Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few college kids, forces Jake to smoke PCP at gunpoint, drinks a few beers, and threatens everyone he sees with rape…and that’s all before lunchtime!
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Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got semen thrown in her hair: The Silence of the Lambs!
The boys talk about crappy southern accents, Lector eyeing that pen like Tim eyeing the last egg roll, Joe Dirt, Buffalo Bill’s fatal flaw being that he kidnapped a rich, white girl, and shockingly, the boys hyper focus on that tuck dance.
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Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!
Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you!
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Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!
Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie.
Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Rooney, and Christopher Walken.
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Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!
The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this movie, and that’s all we can say for now…so download the episode and just listen to it!
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Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) joins the show to talk about his favorite Freddy movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.
The boys talk about the vascular Freddy penis monster, TV face smashing, Taryn being an underrated smoke show, the lack of cocaine to stay awake, Nancy being a magnet for dead kids, Kincaid being a cross between Mike Tyson and Fat Albert, and much more!
Dream Warriors was directed by Chuck Russel and stars Heather Langenkamp, Patricia Arquette, Craig Wasson, Laurence Fishburne aka Larry Fishborn, Ken Sagoes, Jennifer Rubin, and Robert Englund.
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Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin!
This neon nightmare was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars George Clooney as the action figure that was once Batman, a mouth full of puns and glow sticks Arnold Schwarzenegger, an even older Chris O'Donnell, Clueless and useless Alicia Silverstone, and an overacting Uma Thurman...boo
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!
Max, a diehard Batman fan, explains the preproduction history of why this movie turned out so badly right before the gang rips into the plot: Tommy Lee Jones’s normal side of his face having more scares than his Nerds candy purple and pink sided face, Nicole Kidman - who was still married to Tom Cruise at the time - doing a movie with Iceman, the absurd Two Face courtroom origin scene, Robin, who is suppose to be an underaged ward of the state, looking like a 37-year-old male prostitute fighting off a bunch of glow in the dark Darth Mauls, Alfred being a liability, Two Face and the Riddler ripping into their brainwave bong, the batman butt jiggle shot in the second suit up montage, the almost full penny porno scene in front of the bat signal, and more! Donald Trump even stops by to warn everyone that the suburbs will turn into a Gotham neon nightmare if Joe Biden is elected.
Batman 4EVEERRRR was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, and Chris O’Donnell.
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Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji! Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film could get at times, while also being surprised by the lack of gun regulation in New Hampshire.
Jumanji was directed by Joe Johnston and stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, David Alan Grier, and Jonathan Hyde.
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Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago.
What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? What was better the McClain Christmas note on Tony or Hans reading it out loud? Who hired the police emergency line staff? Why didn’t anyone hear all the gunfire on top of the building, and are tables bullet proof? The answer is no.
Lots more are discussed including family matters and extremely inappropriate Urkle commentary, Mcclain’s obsession with a particular female body part, and Snickers bars.
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Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in Die Hard with a Vengeance!
The boys talk about how funny this movie is, the poor fashion choices by Jeremy Irons, angry water, the odd references to both Hillary and Donald Trump, a balding hungover Bruce Willis looking better than his skinny Mr Clean look that he rocks today, and thinking back on the times when Willis still gave an effort in his movies, and much more!
Die Hard with a Vengeance was directed by John McTiernan, and stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, and Jeremy Irons.
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Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!
We let our fans vote on the first film and they selected the movie that spawned the late 90’s serial killer/psychological thriller boom in Se7en.
Since this is a phenomenal movie the boys didn’t really go off track but were still able to also talk about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop products, Deep Blue Sea 3, Fred Durst, and razor appendages.
Then in the wrap up the boys cover casting what if’s, trivia, the HMP questions, and a new limited segment, “Stuff in a 1995 movie that you will never see today”…spoiler alert the internet has really made things a lot easier for cops.
Seven was directed by David Fincher and stars Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and ...ehh....Kevin Spacey-boo.
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Thursday Aug 13, 2020
Thursday Aug 13, 2020
For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate places, and inserting tubes of someone else’s blood inside of your own arm.
Once again there’s no need to watch the episode but if you want to follow along its Season 5 episode 5: Serendipity
A doctor attempts to falsify a paternity test naming him as the father of an infant who was murdered shortly after birth along with her mother. He thereby sets in motion a trail of events leading to his own murder and the capture of a serial pedophile.
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Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!
First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath
The police and FBI join together to investigate a series of murders, which are all linked to Detective Benson's cases. Ohhh this one has murdered bodies inside of a body farm, multiple leads that go nowhere, and we learn that Benson still sleeps on a pull out couch!
You don't have to watch the specific episode to enjoy this episode. Just listen to the boys live, laugh, and love as they discuss the brutal rape and murder of several innocent people in an episode that doesn't have a happy ending.
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Thursday Aug 06, 2020
Thursday Aug 06, 2020
This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET! Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get weird.
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Monday Aug 03, 2020
Monday Aug 03, 2020
The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:
- Best to worst movie
- Best sidekick
- Best villans
- Best deaths
The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid classic.
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Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!
Topics include: Cate Blanchett’s awful accent, the crystal skull’s inconsistency, Harrison Ford slowly running away from gunfire that somehow isn’t hitting him, Toby McGuire, bug bite testing, leg crushing, an update on Indiana Jones 5, and much more!
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Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venice, Donovan looking like Prince Philip after he drank from the wrong cup, and much more!
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Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, and acting!
Why don’t they have any character background on Short Round, and isn’t it a little weird that this 35 year old man is traveling around Asia with a 10 year old boy? If the plane was owned by the bad guys, why wouldn’t they just shoot them when they were still in the airport? And what’s the point of flying 2,000 miles and jumping out into the middle of the world’s largest mountain range? Why didn’t they rip Willie’s heart out during the sacrifice? What if Christopher Lambert’s Raiden from Mortal Kombat was in this?
Also discussed: inbreed British crocodiles, Harrison Ford not being as jacked as he thinks, pre-production issues, trivia, Kate Capshaw being annoying as hell, and the gang decides if Kali Mai would be a better name for a death metal band or a cocktail.
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Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in Raiders of the Lost Ark!
Andy shares some Hollywood stories including his groundbreaking acting work as a chief on one of Kevin Smith movie sets, working for MTV, Dolph Lundgren’s violent-but-charming method acting, several personal stories centered around George Lucas including: the Star Wars Episode 1 premier at Skywalker Ranch, and George’s reaction to finding a note stuck on a Jar Jar Binks dummy that said “I ruined Star Wars,” and dancing behind a green screen.
Also….the boys talk about the movie. Highlights include: Nazi’s refusing drink service, hot aryans, Jeffery Epstein financing this movie based off George Lucas’s original pitch, Nazi monkeys, Harrison Ford’s issues with landing airplanes, Egypt’s long lost massive cliffs, and what happened to Jock?!
Then, the gang shares their thoughts on a few potential Indy spin offs such as Nixon trying to seize the Ark of the Covenant to use on the Democrat’s.
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Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.
Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farrell’s sex tape being better than the Dare Devil movie he was in, imagining a John Goodman sex tape, Randy Quaid’s sex tape being similar to the first episode of Black Mirror that involves a pig, and James Woods being a racist scum bag!
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Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!
Then in the wrap up show the boys rant about baseball owners being selfish.
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Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film.
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JAWWWSSS!
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his friends into the woods so they can watch him beat up a child.
Also, Why did Voldemort give Snape such a violent death when he kills his enemies in a quick and painless way? Why didn’t Voldemort check to see if Harry was dead himself, or better yet, hit him with another killing curse just to make sure? What was up with Neville’s upper cut decapitation swing to the snake?
All of this as well as multiple comparisons to Jurassic Park, and the gangs alternative version of the epilogue on an all new Hold My Popcorn!
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Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise.
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Wednesday May 27, 2020
Wednesday May 27, 2020
In week 6 of our Harry Potter movie series the gang discuss the movie where Harry continues to do a horrific job of spying on people.
Is the Liquid luck the same stuff from Big Trouble in Little China and why aren’t good and bad wizards drinking liquid luck all the time? Does butterbeer get your drunk and what happens if you cast a spell when you’re hammered? Why did the Death Eaters burn the Weasly’s house then just leave?
Lot more is discussed I just didn’t feel like typing it here…so you better just download the ep and find out for yourself!
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Wednesday May 20, 2020
Wednesday May 20, 2020
In week 5 of our HP movie series the gang reminisces about their drunken performances from last weeks episode before they jump into the movie.
Topics include Umbridge leaving more physical scars on Harry than Voldemort and making the color pink metal AF, Hagrid spending all of his time and money at the pub instead of recruiting giants and his horrific plan for taking care of his Lenny from Of Mice and Men like brother.
also, what do Wizards think of magicians, what would your 15 year old self make the room of requirements if you were making out with your crush? Do bugs fly up Voldamort’s nose whenever he moves too fast?
Also Bill recalls his love for standardized testing and Tim shares professes his love for Evanna Lynch.
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Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
On this week’s episode, the gang talks about the 4th installment in the Harry Potter franchise, and the guys who read the books hated it!
Topics include: the tent that’s better than the Weasley’s house, Dumbledore’s out of character freak out when Harry’s name is announced, magical condoms, screaming spiders, ghosts sexually assaulting students, awful plot omissions, and Mike Newell ruining one of the best books in the series.
Note: A few of the guys got a bit too drunk before recording, so the real plot of the film doesn’t start until the 10 minute mark!
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Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Holden McNeely, cohost of Wizard And The Bruiser and Page 7 podcasts, joins the show to talk about wanting to wear Emma Thompson’s skin, lessons his grandmother taught him, and, of course, the 3rd Harry Potter film: The Prisoner of Azkaban!
Topics include: piles of dead kids on the quidditch pitch, spider night terrors, recreational drugs in the Wizarding World, Lupin giving Harry candy, Hermione being the real MVP of this film, and more.
Also, what would a real 13 year old do with an invisibility cloak, time travel machine, and a map that shows the whereabouts of everyone in the castle? Hint: it starts with "master" and ends with "bate." Why didn’t Lupin or Sirius take 5 seconds to tell the kids that they didn’t want to kill them? How could Lupin not know there was a full moon? And how about the irony of being a werewolf and having your last name translate to Wolf in Latin?
Also, Max shares a story about Emma Watson being teased at Brown and much more on an all new episode, so hide your kids because this show is about to get nasty.
TV/ Movie recommendations:
Bill- Firefly
Holden- Mrs America
Tim- Law & Order SUV…not SVU
Max- Rear Window
John- Ken Burn’s Country Music…actually all and any Ken Burns docs for that matter
You can find Holden on twitter @holdenators and twitch at holdenatorsho
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Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
In week 2 of our Harry Potter movie marathon, Max mispronounces half of the characters names, but who cares because there are so many things to playfully make fun of, such as:
Why can’t Harry lie to Dobby? He has no problem lying to all of his teachers! Why didn’t the Wizarding or Muggle World do anything about the prison bars on Harry’s windows? What is the vetting process for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, and wouldn’t some of the students parents know that Lockhart is a phony?
Also, Bill thinks broccoli rabe is a person, a discussion on how the transformation class is actually an animal cruelty class, Tim shares his personal ginger thoughts on Ron , and more Sorting Hat harassment!
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Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
Tuesday Apr 21, 2020
This week HMP is kicking off their epic 8 film mini series covering the Harry Potter movies!
The gang does a brief round table to see who read the books before they dig into the plot and discuss hot topic subjects like:
How did Hardy not turn into a serial killer? If Harry was such an important person, why didn’t they do anything about him being a prisoner in the Dursley’s house? What were they protecting the stone with prior to the mirror?
Also discussed: offensively revised Hogwarts house names, the stupid rules of Quiditch, Harry being an awful student, Dumbeldore being the real villain in the movie series, and the Wu Tang 36 chambers of magic.
All of this - including 90s Simpson’s references - and more. Get your Butterbeer ready; it’s Potter time!
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Monday Apr 13, 2020
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Carolina Hidalgo from The Last Podcast Network’s “No Dogs and Space” and “Movie Signs With The Mads” joins Hold My Popcorn to discuss the super gothic and super horny 1992 horror film Dracula directed by Frances Ford Coppola.
The boys and their first ever LAAADDYY (insert Bill Burr voice) guest talk about the main plot points of this visually strange movie. Highlights include:
Keanu’s horrific English accent, Gary Oldman’s solid C cup on top of his head, vampire freaks in the sheets and where did they come from, bite victims finding ways to take their top off, bad optics for tongues, how casual Anthony Hopkins was in this movie, using robots as your goons, the movie Air Force One, the weird anticlimactic ending, and living your #bestun-life!
Also, who cleaned up all the blood in Lucy’s room?
Quarantine movie recommendations from the Hold My Popcorn crew include:
- The Invisible Man (2020)
- The Witch (2015)
- Night of the Creeps (1986)
- House (1985)
- Waxwork (1988)
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Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Yes our Lethal Weapon month might be over but months mean nothing now in the self quarantine age and the boys (cough cough Tm) aren’t ready to say goodbye to the best buddy cop duo as they dive into a Lethal Weapon series wrap up!
The following are discussed:
- Box office numbers
- Kill Count per movie
- Trivia
- Then the gang dives into a few questions including:
- Best and worst villain
- Best and worst kill
- Best Riggs melt down
Also discussed: John Carpenter’s music, Princes Leia’s coke nail, and more axe puns!
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Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
The boys watch the last Lethal Weapon movie which means Tim now has nothing to look forward to.
Where did that massive ghost ship come from? Why doesn’t anyone in LA stop while there’s a high speed shootout?
Also discussed: Rome in the dark ages, choosing Leo or Butters, and in the wrap up section the boys come up with 3 spin off’s to Lethal Weapon 4.
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Friday Mar 27, 2020
Friday Mar 27, 2020
Former hosts Bill and Mike join the show (since they have nothing else to do) as the boys each share their movie recommendation while you’re stuck in self quarantine. Each suggestions is from a different genre:
- Tim- Free Solo (2019)- aka a story about Aspergers?
- Bill- Police academy (1984)- aka before Kim Cattrall was a disgusting bag of flesh
- Max- Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) Where the boys talk about Wild Hogs
- John- Event Horizon (1997)- Google Sam Neil’s face in this movie
- Mike- Hook (1991) a movie where Robin Williams’s body hair is completely shaved
Additional tv recommendations: The Pope season 2, Avenue 5, Narcos Mexico, Ugly Delicious, and of course….Law and Order SVU
Also Johns shares his quarantine dinner recipe.
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Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Timmy the Boy Wonder and super-fan of the Lethal Weapon series jumps in the captains chair to lead the show as the boys dive into the over the top 3rd chapter of the Riggs Murtaugh odyssey in Lethal Weapon 3!
What was up with Joe Pesci’s wig? Did they just trim the blonde one from JFK? Was the main villain Cliff from Cheers? Why was Rene Russo considered hot in the late 80’s and 90s? Which scar scene was sexier: Riggs and Lorna Cole or Quint and Hooper?
All of this, including axe puns, fair weather LA hockey fans, the proper way to deescalate a dog attack, and much more on an all new action packed Hold My Popcorn!
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Gideon's Army: https://donorbox.org/gideonsarmy
Hands On Nashville & The Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee: https://www.hon.org / www.CFMT.org
PENCIL (Supporting Metro Nashville Public Schools destroyed): https://www.classy.org/give/185614/#!/donation/checkout?
And wash your damn hands!
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Lethal Weapon month has been really hot and sweaty so John and Max are stepping in to cool it down and talk about movie mullets!
Who the hell is going to listen to this? Answer: Maybe 5 people…so enjoy and make fun of these hair choices at home along with the boys because what else can you do right now?
The Mullet crew includes:
Kurt Russell- Big Trouble in Little China
Jean Claude Van Damme - Hard Target
Nic Cage - Con Air
Kiefer Sutherland- The Lost Boys
Hugh Jackman- Chappie
Chuck Norris- Delta Force
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Hands On Nashville & The Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee: https://www.hon.org / www.CFMT.org
PENCIL (Supporting Metro Nashville Public Schools destroyed): https://www.classy.org/give/185614/#!/donation/checkout?
And wash your damn hands!
Friday Mar 13, 2020
Friday Mar 13, 2020
Week 2 which means the second Lethal Weapon. The Boys mention how this was kind of being a soft reboot, Joe Pesci’s amazing ability to go from a scary psycho to a weak little worm, how weird it is to see Mel Gibson making fun of white supremacist’s, and the logic of covering up a drug operation by blowing up a bunch of cops.
Also discussed: fat people on planes asking for extra food since they had to buy 2 seats for their fat…behinds, Riggs with a pool cleaner as a Mortal Kombat character, planting bombs under a diving board surrounded by water, and Danny Glover’s amazing one liners.
Also, the boys perfect the South African accent and Patriots owner Robert Kraft stops by.
**For Nashville Tornado Relief here are 3 organizations that are local**
Gideon's Army: https://donorbox.org/gideonsarmy
Hands On Nashville & The Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee: https://www.hon.org / www.CFMT.org
PENCIL (Supporting Metro Nashville Public Schools destroyed): https://www.classy.org/give/185614/#!/donation/checkout?
Friday Mar 06, 2020
Friday Mar 06, 2020
Tims reckoning is here as the boys begin their Lethal Weapon month!
The bad boys break down the entire plot and discuss things like: Jenny from Forest Gump stealing the opening jumper scene, 3 straight intros of characters who are naked, all the buddy cop tropes that were created in this movie, crazy amounts of eggnog at a funeral, Gary Busey going absolutely nuts half way through this and shooting people out helicopters and moving cars, LA traffic and the amount of people who should have died during the Mr Joshua-Riggs shootout, and who would win in a real fight, Gary Busey or Mel Gibson?
Also, the boys create 2 new horrific urban dictionary terms, Johns beliefs on anti-Semitism aging you 1.5 times faster….and why do movies always have a hard drinking junk food eating leading man who then has a 6 pack and looks like Mel Gibson?
All of this and Halloween 3 Dr Dan references, lots of screaming and sax music on an explosive new Lethal Weapon! ….I mean Hold My Popcorn
**For Nashville Tornado Relief here are 3 organizations that are local**
Gideon's Army: https://donorbox.org/gideonsarmy
Hands On Nashville & The Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee: https://www.hon.org / www.CFMT.org
PENCIL (Supporting Metro Nashville Public Schools destroyed): https://www.classy.org/give/185614/#!/donation/checkout?
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
For the final movie of “Ladies Pick Em’ Month” Johns wife selected the indie soundtrack featuring a Zack Braff movie: Garden State….and the boys surprising enjoyed it!
That said, there’s still plenty to laugh about as they discuss how important the music was to the vibes of the movie, Andrew possibly being a serial killer in LA, Natalie Portman saying the R word like 20 times and possibly being bipolar, Mike Bloomberg NDA’s, a very special jeopardy sponsor tie in, and this movie being real low stakes.
Also, did true detective base Rust Cole’s apartment after Andrews? Why did Natalie Portman character have epilepsy if it never comes back in the plot? Shouldn’t she have had an attack at a pivotal moment of the movie? How can a rich kid who went to a boarding school not know how to swim?
All of this and more!
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Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
Tuesday Feb 25, 2020
Behold! The most explosive, action packed, bloated, and adjective filled movie review podcast in the game, HOLD MY POPCORN!! ::!BLLAAMM KAABBOOMM PHEW PHEW PHEWW::
Hold My Popcorn is a movie review podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still discussing a new film each week at length.
Still not sure if HMP is for you? Well then….I don’t know why you’re still reading the description to a podcast trailer at this point if you’re not at least a little interested! Just give it the ole college try, and hit the play button already, ya jerk.
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
The epic conclusion to the Sound of Music starts off with a bang as the boys dive right back into the steamy Von Trap house party. Btw…who wants to party at a house where 7 kids are singing good night to you?
Why didn’t they show the most intense scene of the movie where the family escaped from the festival? Also, The boys speculate about the things Captain Von Trap does in the bedroom, and what happened during that 1 month honeymoon. Aggressive Nazi mailmen, and Tims Sound of Music fan fiction where Patrick Swayze’s character from Road House steals the show in the 3rd act.
Then they boys dive into trivia facts that will ruin any fan of this movie..spoiler alert: this entire movie is B.S.
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Friday Feb 14, 2020
Friday Feb 14, 2020
In week 2 of ladies month, Tim’s bride-to-be selected the 1965 classic The Sound of Music and immediately regretted her decision as the boys went off the rails immediately.
Tim rants about the departure of Mookie Betts and the movie Mandy before the boys get into some fun, drunken, and horny facts about Christopher Plummer - aka Captain Von Trapp - and the actual plot of the movie (5:23 mark)
Topics include: Maria getting the nunnery and a sorority mixed up, the real reason for having a hall full of mirrors, Christophers Plummer’s weird chin, Hitler watching this movie in a war crime rec room, the lyrics of 16 going on 17, the weird cheese and tomato picnic, the shock of Von Trapp not hitting Maria during their blow out argument, and explosions!
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Friday Feb 07, 2020
Friday Feb 07, 2020
This month, the boys are letting the ladies pick their movies, and first up is the fairy tale love story - produced by Disney - where a wholesome, charismatic street sex worker and a cut throat corporate raider fall in love: Pretty Woman!
The boys breakdown Vivian’s rate structure and how she got upgraded from a hooker to high class escort, the 80’s and early 90’s being one long SVU episode, how the polo scene with Jason Alexander would be completely different with a Seinfeld laugh track, knuckle babies, and Tim recounts a second hand pretty woman story that did not end well.
Then, the show really goes off the rails around the 52 minute mark.
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Thursday Jan 30, 2020
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
The boys wrap up their January mini series “It’s new to me!” Where each cohost selected a movie they had never seen but always wanted to watch, with the 1991 surfing bank robbery action cult classic Point Break!
This episode has lots ,and lots, and LOTS of Gary Busey jokes, as well as the late 80’s early 90’s action troupes that you no longer see in movies, the sexual tension between Swayze and Keanu, women with short haircuts, Anthony Kiedis’s weird ear cornrows, the madness of having Tom Sizemore and Busey on the same set, the aftermath of that “Utah..two” scene, jumping out of planes without parachutes, and Ice T from Law & Order makes another appearance.
Also, why do FBI bank robbery agents need to fish for bricks at the bottom of a pool blindfolded? Does John think that Swayze is Gary Busey? How would a Joan Rivers red carpet interview go with this cast? Also, thank God for John Wick because some of Keanu’s acting in this is not great.
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Point Break is directed by Kathryn Bigelow, and stars Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Gary Busey, and Lori Petty.
Friday Jan 24, 2020
Friday Jan 24, 2020
The boys are back and they are talking about a movie that isn’t as good as they remembered…or hoped with the 1995 video game action adaptation Mortal Kombat.
Why is the Japanese God of lightning played by Christopher Lambert? And is Lambert actually Thomas Jane, an android, or just a bad actor? What was going on during this scorpion Johnny Cage fight? Why does the entire movie set look like a party city display? Did they forgot to film 20% of this movie?
Besides the plot points topics include casting what if’s, Sonja being a bad b, Michael Jackson being one of the fighter characters, Australian rednecks, and John forgot to record for the first 40 minutes of the episode so enjoy his crappy Skype audio quality!
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Friday Jan 17, 2020
Friday Jan 17, 2020
On a very special mini episode the boys try out a new pilot spinoff titled Mouth Breathers! First up, people who take selfies at inappropriate places.
Places include: concentration camps, religious sites, Hitlers bunker/ gravel parking lot, construction sites, slugs, and even falling off cliffs!
Tim also makes a special announcement.
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