Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Ch...
May 27th, 2022
Top Gun Re Release(1986)
With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins. Get your very o...
The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicap...
Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE This episode is brought to you by ...
Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan’s first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered. Former cohost Papa Paco mak...
Mar 15th, 2022
Casino Royale (2006) Finger Lickin’ Good
The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order. First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance wher...
A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Hol...
Feb 3rd, 2022
Perfect Storm (2000) Back To The Barrel
Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost. Get your very own Hold My Popcorn sticker available on REDBUBBLE https://www.redbubble.co...
When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout to rec...
Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter the promo code 20POPCORN at checkout ...
Dec 8th, 2021
Top Disney Soundtracks
See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped! Go to manscaped and enter th...
Dec 2nd, 2021
The Lion King (1994) Hakuna Ma-Yolo
A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns ...
Nov 18th, 2021
Oceans Eleven (2001)
The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven. We’ve got suits that are several sizes t...
Oct 30th, 2021
Tremors (1990) The White Trash Jaws
Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone’s favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors! We have Reba...
Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor?...
Sep 16th, 2021
Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late
Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into ch...
Sep 2nd, 2021
Predator (1987) I‘m Gonna Have Me Some Fun
The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator. If you...
Jun 30th, 2021
Bonus: Commando
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwar...
Jun 24th, 2021
Bonus: Actors on Steroids
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prep...
Jun 16th, 2021
Bonus: Streaming Recommendations
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made i...
May 27th, 2021
Space Jam (1996)
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into p...
May 19th, 2021
Alien (1979) I Just Want To Go Home and Party
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie...
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13. Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character ...
May 4th, 2021
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s...
Apr 27th, 2021
Dirty Harry (1971)
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buc...
Apr 20th, 2021
Big Trouble in Little China (1986): Failing Upwards
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! We’ve got ancien...
Mar 4th, 2021
Episode 100: Jurassic Park Redux (1993)
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Par...
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order...
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too m...
Feb 4th, 2021
Bonus: What To Watch On Valentines Day
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine a...
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean str...
Jan 20th, 2021
Judge Dredd (1995) This Isn’t Demolition Man
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Ju...
Jan 12th, 2021
Demolition Man (1993) This Isn't Judge Dredd
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order...
Jan 5th, 2021
The First Annual Hold My Popcorn Holiday Office Party
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it...
Dec 17th, 2020
Die Hard 2 (1990) Die Harder!
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys wa...
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone. Mrs Clau...
Dec 3rd, 2020
Heat (1995)
Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat! Max and Tim loved this movie while ...
Nov 18th, 2020
Patriot Games (1992) They Took Away Me Books!
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games. Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images ...
Nov 12th, 2020
Training Day (2001)
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day! Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few coll...
Nov 4th, 2020
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the be...
Oct 29th, 2020
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Re-Release
No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy
Oct 22nd, 2020
Critters (1986)
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected! Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No wor...
Oct 15th, 2020
Sleepy Hollow (1999) You’re Like Pale…And You Suck
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow! Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred...
For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night! The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this mo...
Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) ...
Sep 23rd, 2020
Batman and Robin (1997) Re-Release
Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin! This neon nightmare was directed by J...
Sep 17th, 2020
Batman Forever (1995) Batc*ck Forever Hard!
This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick! Max, a diehard Batman fan, explai...
Sep 9th, 2020
Jumanji (1995) More Angry Water
This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji! Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film cou...
Sep 3rd, 2020
Die Hard (1989) Re-Release
Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago. What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on...