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The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order...

Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it...

Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys wa...

Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone.    Mrs Clau...

Heat (1995)

Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!    Max and Tim loved this movie while ...

Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.    Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images ...

Training Day (2001)

The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!    Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few coll...

Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the be...

No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy

Critters (1986)

Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!    Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No wor...

It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!     Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred...

For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!    The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this mo...

Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) ...

Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin!    This neon nightmare was directed by J...

This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!    Max, a diehard Batman fan, explai...

This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji!  Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film cou...

Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago.  What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on...

In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in  Die Hard with a Vengeance!    The boys talk ab...

This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!   W...

For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate pl...

This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!    First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath The police and...

ET (1982) Kill The Boy!

This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET!  Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get...

The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:   Best to worst movie  Best sidekick Best villans  Best deaths   The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid c...

This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!    Topi...

The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venic...

For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, a...

Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in...

The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.    Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farre...

On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!    Then in the w...

Jaws (1975) Re-Release

The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film.    Several lucky li...

The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his fr...

We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise.  If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages,...

In week 6 of our Harry Potter movie series the gang discuss the movie where Harry continues to do a horrific job of spying on people.   Is the Liquid luck the same stuff  from Big ...

In week 5 of our HP movie series the gang reminisces about their drunken performances from last weeks episode before they jump into the movie.    Topics include Umbridge leaving mo...

On this week’s episode, the gang talks about the 4th installment in the Harry Potter franchise, and the guys who read the books hated it!    Topics include: the tent that’s better ...

Holden McNeely, cohost of Wizard And The Bruiser and Page 7 podcasts, joins the show to talk about wanting to wear Emma Thompson’s skin, lessons his grandmother taught him, and, of...

In week 2 of our Harry Potter movie marathon, Max mispronounces half of the characters names, but who cares because there are so many things to playfully make fun of, such as:    W...

This week HMP is kicking off their epic 8 film mini series covering the Harry Potter movies! The gang does a brief round table to see who read the books before they dig into the pl...

Carolina Hidalgo from The Last Podcast Network’s “No Dogs and Space” and “Movie Signs With The Mads” joins Hold My Popcorn to discuss the super gothic and super horny 1992 horror f...

Yes our Lethal Weapon month might be over but months mean nothing now in the self quarantine age and the boys (cough cough Tm) aren’t ready to say goodbye to the best buddy cop duo...

The boys watch the last Lethal Weapon movie which means Tim now has nothing to look forward to.    Where did that massive ghost ship come from? Why doesn’t anyone in LA stop while ...

Former hosts Bill and Mike join the show (since they have nothing else to do) as the boys each share their movie recommendation while you’re stuck in self quarantine. Each suggesti...

Timmy the Boy Wonder and super-fan of the Lethal Weapon series jumps in the captains chair to lead the show as the boys dive into the over the top 3rd chapter of the Riggs Murtaugh...

Lethal Weapon month has been really hot and sweaty so John and Max are stepping in to cool it down and talk about movie mullets!    Who the hell is going to listen to this? Answer:...

Week 2 which means the second Lethal Weapon. The Boys mention how this was  kind of being a soft reboot, Joe Pesci’s amazing ability to go from a scary psycho to a weak little worm...

Tims reckoning is here as the boys begin their Lethal Weapon month!    The bad boys break down the entire plot and discuss things like: Jenny from Forest Gump stealing the opening ...

For the final movie of “Ladies Pick Em’ Month” Johns wife selected the indie soundtrack featuring a Zack Braff movie: Garden State….and the boys surprising enjoyed it!   That said,...

Behold! The most explosive, action packed, bloated, and adjective filled movie review podcast in the game, HOLD MY POPCORN!! ::!BLLAAMM KAABBOOMM PHEW PHEW PHEWW::    Hold My Popco...

The epic conclusion to the Sound of Music starts off with a bang as the boys dive right back into the steamy Von Trap house party. Btw…who wants to party at a house where 7 kids ar...

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