Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into ch...

The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.   If you...

The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwar...

On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prep...

As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made i...

To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into p...

Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie...

t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.   Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character ...

It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope!    Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s...

Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buc...

The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China!    We’ve got ancien...

An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Par...

It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order...

It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too m...

This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine a...

Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean str...

Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Ju...

The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order...

Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it...

Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys wa...

Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone.    Mrs Clau...

Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!    Max and Tim loved this movie while ...

Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.    Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images ...

The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!    Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few coll...

Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the be...

No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy

Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!    Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No wor...

It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!     Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred...

For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!    The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this mo...

Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty/Action Boyz) ...

Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin!    This neon nightmare was directed by J...

This week on their 9 to 5 series, the boys watched the over-the-top campy movie: Batman Forever, and the episode goes off the rails real quick!    Max, a diehard Batman fan, explai...

This week on their “Summer of 9 to 5” series the boys watched the Robin Williams classic, Jumanji!  Everyone was surprised by how emotionally and psychologically deep this film cou...

Due to their jobs the boys couldn't get together this week so instead we are releasing our Die Hard episode from several years ago.  What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on...

In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in  Die Hard with a Vengeance!    The boys talk ab...

This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!   W...

For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate pl...

This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!    First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath The police and...

This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET!  Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get...

The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:   Best to worst movie  Best sidekick Best villans  Best deaths   The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid c...

This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!    Topi...

The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venic...

For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, a...

Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in...

The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.    Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farre...

On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!    Then in the w...

The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film.    Several lucky li...

The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his fr...

We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise.  If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages,...