Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies. If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Ho-ho-ho! Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background.
Few topics discussions include: What would Mel Gibson’s career look like today if he had called a cab instead of getting into the most costly DUI of all time, the status of lethal weapon 5, Gary Busey’s fantastic fashion style, how much eggnog is too much, Murtaugh blaming Riggs for all of his life problems even though he just met him the day prior, Mel Gibsons grunts, and much more!
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Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Some people have too much will to live.
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Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
There never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt
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Monday Oct 03, 2022
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Marty’s mom has got it goin’ on.
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Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn’t matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time in The Terminator.
The boys droll over Arnie’s body, yellow page stalking, phone sex, the choice to have the hero be named Kyle, awful love scenes in movies, dogs biting cohosts on air, and much more!
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Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure.
Topics include Napoleon going on a double date with several 12 year olds, the odd choice to travel back to the US and Austria multiple times, a missing pudding subplot, cuckolding dads, and much more!
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Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…or first… is the 1962 classic, Dr No, staring Sean Connery.
This movie has it all: a smooth and charming sexual psychopath who sucks the water out of wet towels, people in yellow face, extra’s doing 15 foot belly flops, a supervillain with weird flipper hands, bikinis, dragon tanks, and, of course, our hero throwing a handicapped man into a vat of boiling radioactive water!
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Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Charlie Sheen of the Bond's (the guy really enjoyed the swinging 60's). Regardless, the boys surprisingly enjoyed this one and have plenty of bad Aussie impressions to go around.
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Friday May 27, 2022
Friday May 27, 2022
With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins.
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Monday May 16, 2022
Monday May 16, 2022
The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a can opener for an arm, and then stumbles into a Smokey And The Bandit knockoff, which concludes with Bond shooting someone with a gun that turns them into a human balloon.
Special shout out to our homeless cohost who apparently recorded his audio underwater.
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Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond.
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Thursday Mar 31, 2022
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
Week 2 of our 007 debut series as the boys watched Pierce Brosnan’s first appearance in GoldenEye: The movie that was not as good as they remembered.
Former cohost Papa Paco makes his first appearance in 2 years as the boys talk about drunk Russians, sneaky tanks, bad riddles, Austin Powers, 60’s sound effects, and a bunch of other crap that may offend the uninitiated.
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Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
The boys are starting their 007 debut series where they will be reviewing each entry of a new Bond actor, but in reverse order.
First up is the initial Daniel Craig appearance where he stars as a murderous psychopath who is granted a license to kill.
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Thursday Feb 17, 2022
Thursday Feb 17, 2022
A film that takes place on a fake lake that is not named Lake Placid.
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Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost.
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Thursday Jan 20, 2022
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
When a Steven Seagal action movie meets a Kurt Russel thriller.
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies.
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Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019.
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Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
A young prince, exiled by his murderous gang leader uncle, grows up in a bug eating fringe community. After having a lucid vision of his dead dad in the clouds, the prince returns home to take the throne while his dictator uncle is eaten alive by his own army of killers…this week the boys watched the family friendly Disney classic The Lion King!
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Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Thursday Nov 18, 2021
The boys are kicking off their season of movies to be thankful for and first up is the star studded-man eye candy classic Oceans Eleven.
We’ve got suits that are several sizes too big, an entirely retconned 3rd act, Julia Roberts being a Hollywood 6, and much more!
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Saturday Oct 30, 2021
Saturday Oct 30, 2021
Timmy boys back in the captain chair this week as the boys switch from scary to just straight stupid with everyone’s favorite man eating earth worm movie: Tremors!
We have Reba McEntire wielding guns, Steven Keaton from Family Ties shooting a revised CGI Sarlacc with an elephant gun, high stake Rock Paper Scissor games, and an old lady getting sucked into the ground while listening to the classic Christian rock song “Dropkick me Jesus”. It’s everything you would ever want in a Halloween special!
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Wednesday Oct 13, 2021
Wednesday Oct 13, 2021
Lets be frank (Hi Frank!) these kids weren't going to do much with their lives anyways, and we all know that their kids would do less, so wasn't Freddy just doing everyone a favor?
Listen to that hot take that no one asked for and much more, so put on your favorite crop top football jersey, grab that portable TV, and snuggle into bed with the boys for 90 minutes…and whatever you do, DON’T. FALL. ASLEEP!
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Thursday Sep 16, 2021
Thursday Sep 16, 2021
Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s everything you would ever want or need in a late 80’s action movie where the good guys are Jihadist, the Russians are openly the bad guys, and everyone loses!
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Thursday Sep 02, 2021
Thursday Sep 02, 2021
The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.
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Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role.
Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out.
Off topic topics include Boston racism, lion hearts, nose candy and Florida energy!
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Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations.
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Thursday May 27, 2021
Thursday May 27, 2021
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam!
This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, and two very odd choices: dull and monotone Larry Bird alongside Bill Murray and having the guy who voices Homer Simpson in a live action cartoon movie without actually doing any voice work.
Also, the boys discuss the fetishization of Lola Bunny and how this movie sparked a generation of furries, MJ’s modest suburban home being a total sham, and the irony of how this movie is centered around gambling.
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Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien!
The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xenormorph being the Rudy of space, blow job trauma, and butt bursters...
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Thursday May 13, 2021
Thursday May 13, 2021
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.
Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?!
All that and actual movie discussions!
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Tuesday May 04, 2021
Tuesday May 04, 2021
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope!
Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed opportunity to turn the destruction of the Death Star into their Pearl Harbor, and those horrific added CGI scenes. Don’t worry; the gang has a lot to say about Han firing first as well as that awful super imposed Jabba scene.
To top it off, Tim can’t seem to remember a single character’s name in this movie.
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Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up!
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Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China!
We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weird man eating catfish monsters, and a confused and clumsy Kurt Russell doing an intentionally bad John Wayne impression whist bringing a knife to a gun fight on multiple occasions.
This movie is an analogy for a mushroom trip where you are peaking by the start of the 3rd act, so have some extra fluids ready because it’s about to get weird.
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Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park!
Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw? How did they bring back the extinct plants? How did Sam Jackson keep that cig in his mouth? How drunk was Malcom when he lit that flair inside of the car and thought he could outrun a T Rex? Why didn’t we get a Jaws/Quint like death from Mauldoon? And where the hell did that Trex come from at the ending of the movie!?
Once the movie talk comes to an end, the gang dives into the 2 alternate endings that almost happened, as well as their dream recasting, and typical closing out stuff…just listen and you will find out.
This was a good one folks, so hold on to your butts.
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Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire!
Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as: unexpected hostility towards interior decorators, Tom Hanks being the pizza gate ringleader, unorganized petting zoos, low blows at case workers, the rare occurrence of a blockbuster movie without a single villain, and restaurant hijinks. Daniel has gotten in so deep that he doesn’t even know who he is anymore!
Thursday Feb 11, 2021
Thursday Feb 11, 2021
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook!
This movie got the boys real nostalgic for their high school years as they share a few personal stories from their past. They also talk about the odd connections to the classic film The Great Escape, Noah’s multiple suicide attempts to get Allie’s attention, gross beards, Rachel McAdams’ phantom eye brows, the origins of old Southern money, and that super hot PG-13 sex scene.
WHHOOOHH NEELLLLYYY!
Thursday Feb 04, 2021
Thursday Feb 04, 2021
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going to be HAWT AND SWEATY.
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair.
Strap in because this week the boys are wrapping up their “It’s New to Me” mini series with the ADR filled, Johnny Walker-snot rocketing, roundhouse kick JCVD classic in Double Impact!
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Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd!
This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting thing is seeing Stallone with beautiful blue eyes.
The boys cover the entire sloppy plot as well as the logic of gunfire slowing down when you are shooting from high ground, the misfortune of women never having the opportunity to share a coed locker room with a bunch of old YMCA men, inbred Sybian cyborgs, golden cod pieces, and cops in 6 inch heels.
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Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man!
The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed opening as well as Stallone’s freakish physique in this movie, the odd no touching social distance high fives, random yabbos, the amazing swearing machine that John hated, loaded guns inside a museum, what to do with the 3rd seashell (hint it has something to do with that VR sex scene)
And why did they pick to go only 36 years into the future and what the hell happened in between?
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Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set.
Trivia Topics include:
- Classic Christmas Movie Trivia
- Hollywood Trivia
- Sports
- Great Hollywood Turtlenecks
- Bob Kraft Improv
- Is it in Austria or Australia?
- Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence
The boys get real punch drunk and also just plain ole' drunk around the 57 min mark during the final round of trivia where they talk about drunken Christmas parties from the past, the TB12 method, and the show stopping Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence erotica.
So if you miss bar trivia, bars, trivia in general, interacting with humans, getting drunk, making an ass of yourself, or laughing at the expense of others look no further because this special has it all!
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Thursday Dec 17, 2020
Thursday Dec 17, 2020
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard 2!
This was a huge hit back in the day in an era where Bruce Willis, producer and cocaine-in-its-human-form Joel Silver, and screen writer Steven E. de Souza were all at the top of food chain and were basically given a blank check. Unfortunately, Die Hard director John McTiernan wasn’t there to veto any of their bad ideas; therefore, we get this scrambled mess where Bruce Willis has an ADR’d one liner every 5 seconds, and none of the villains have any personality.
Fun times await you, so just listen to the damn episode already!
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Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone.
Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through.
The elves, Jingle and Jangle, are a complete liability, the Miser brothers look a lot like Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and neither of them are getting along.
Also, Max shares a bunch of awful stories about Mickey Rooney, and the boys come up with a new Christmas movie starring Al Pacino’s character from Heat.
Just one big jolly Christmas time for all, so listen to the episode - even if you haven’t watched the movie like one of our cohosts.
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Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Thursday Dec 03, 2020
Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!
Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode.
Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in this 3 hour movie, Buffalo Bill dies for the second time in four episodes, Val Kilmer is a top notch Robin to De Niro’s Batman, and Michael Mann makes everyone look cool.
What else is there to say? Just listen to the episode if you’re a sucker for this movie, you will enjoy it.
Heat stars Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, Diane Venora, Amy Brenneman, Ashley Judd, Mykelti Williamson, Natalie Portman, and Ted Levine
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Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.
Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible
Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean, Thora Birch, Samuel L. Jackson, Polly Walker, and James Earl Jones.
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Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!
Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few college kids, forces Jake to smoke PCP at gunpoint, drinks a few beers, and threatens everyone he sees with rape…and that’s all before lunchtime!
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Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Wednesday Nov 04, 2020
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got semen thrown in her hair: The Silence of the Lambs!
The boys talk about crappy southern accents, Lector eyeing that pen like Tim eyeing the last egg roll, Joe Dirt, Buffalo Bill’s fatal flaw being that he kidnapped a rich, white girl, and shockingly, the boys hyper focus on that tuck dance.
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Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!
Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you!
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Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!
Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie.
Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Rooney, and Christopher Walken.
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