Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984): Kali Mai Tai

For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, and acting! 

 

Why don’t they have any character background on Short Round, and isn’t it a little weird that this 35 year old man is traveling around Asia with a 10 year old boy? If the plane was owned by the bad guys, why wouldn’t they just shoot them when they were still in the airport? And what’s the point of flying 2,000 miles and jumping out into the middle of the world’s largest mountain range?  Why didn’t they rip Willie’s heart out during the sacrifice? What if Christopher Lambert’s Raiden from Mortal Kombat was in this? 

 

Also discussed: inbreed British crocodiles, Harrison Ford not being as jacked as he thinks, pre-production issues, trivia, Kate Capshaw being annoying as hell, and the gang decides if Kali Mai would be a better name for a death metal band or a cocktail.

 

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