Red Dawn (1984)

In week 3 of Swayze September the boys do their best to make their Red Dawn episode a 100 minute CNBC vs Fox News hot take. There's a lot of heavy pressing questions, with the most important being: Is this a flawless movie, or a steaming pile of garbage? Only one way to find out..

 

Some other topics include Tim's blood thirst for Dave Dombrowski, making sure we give due respect to Mrs McFly, and can you emasculate a woman?

 

Also, how can the Soviets defeat the entire US military so easily but can't defeat a few high school teens in the woods? Were the granddaughters already in the floorboards, and did Swayze's mom leave his dad prior to the war? How did the kids learn to fire all these big guns without making any noise in the woods? Will Preble's mic make it through the entire episode? 

 

You may not have seen Red Dawn before, but there's no need to because the gang will fill you in on all the lacking character development plot points while screaming over each other in the back row.....watch out for the deer blood.