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This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!    First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath The police and...

ET (1982) Kill The Boy!

This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET!  Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get...

The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:   Best to worst movie  Best sidekick Best villans  Best deaths   The gang will be back later in the week discussing an 80s kid c...

This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!    Topi...

The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venic...

For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, a...

Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in...

The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.    Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farre...

On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!    Then in the w...

Jaws (1975) Re-Release

The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film.    Several lucky li...

The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his fr...

We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise.  If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our Instagram, Facebook and Twitter pages,...

In week 6 of our Harry Potter movie series the gang discuss the movie where Harry continues to do a horrific job of spying on people.   Is the Liquid luck the same stuff  from Big ...

In week 5 of our HP movie series the gang reminisces about their drunken performances from last weeks episode before they jump into the movie.    Topics include Umbridge leaving mo...

On this week’s episode, the gang talks about the 4th installment in the Harry Potter franchise, and the guys who read the books hated it!    Topics include: the tent that’s better ...

Holden McNeely, cohost of Wizard And The Bruiser and Page 7 podcasts, joins the show to talk about wanting to wear Emma Thompson’s skin, lessons his grandmother taught him, and, of...

In week 2 of our Harry Potter movie marathon, Max mispronounces half of the characters names, but who cares because there are so many things to playfully make fun of, such as:    W...

This week HMP is kicking off their epic 8 film mini series covering the Harry Potter movies! The gang does a brief round table to see who read the books before they dig into the pl...

Carolina Hidalgo from The Last Podcast Network’s “No Dogs and Space” and “Movie Signs With The Mads” joins Hold My Popcorn to discuss the super gothic and super horny 1992 horror f...

Yes our Lethal Weapon month might be over but months mean nothing now in the self quarantine age and the boys (cough cough Tm) aren’t ready to say goodbye to the best buddy cop duo...

The boys watch the last Lethal Weapon movie which means Tim now has nothing to look forward to.    Where did that massive ghost ship come from? Why doesn’t anyone in LA stop while ...

Former hosts Bill and Mike join the show (since they have nothing else to do) as the boys each share their movie recommendation while you’re stuck in self quarantine. Each suggesti...

Timmy the Boy Wonder and super-fan of the Lethal Weapon series jumps in the captains chair to lead the show as the boys dive into the over the top 3rd chapter of the Riggs Murtaugh...

Lethal Weapon month has been really hot and sweaty so John and Max are stepping in to cool it down and talk about movie mullets!    Who the hell is going to listen to this? Answer:...

Week 2 which means the second Lethal Weapon. The Boys mention how this was  kind of being a soft reboot, Joe Pesci’s amazing ability to go from a scary psycho to a weak little worm...

Tims reckoning is here as the boys begin their Lethal Weapon month!    The bad boys break down the entire plot and discuss things like: Jenny from Forest Gump stealing the opening ...

For the final movie of “Ladies Pick Em’ Month” Johns wife selected the indie soundtrack featuring a Zack Braff movie: Garden State….and the boys surprising enjoyed it!   That said,...

Behold! The most explosive, action packed, and adjective filled movie review podcast in the game, HOLD MY POPCORN!! ::!BLLAAMM KAABBOOMM PHEW PHEW PHEWW::    Hold My Popcorn is a m...

The epic conclusion to the Sound of Music starts off with a bang as the boys dive right back into the steamy Von Trap house party. Btw…who wants to party at a house where 7 kids ar...

In week 2 of ladies month, Tim’s bride-to-be selected the 1965 classic The Sound of Music and immediately regretted her decision as the boys went off the rails immediately.   Tim r...

Pretty Woman (1990)

This month, the boys are letting the ladies pick their movies, and first up is the fairy tale love story - produced by Disney - where a wholesome, charismatic street sex worker and...

Point Break (1991) 

The boys wrap up their January mini series “It’s new to me!” Where each cohost selected a movie they had never seen but always wanted to watch, with the 1991 surfing bank robbery a...

Mortal Kombat (1995)

The boys are back and they are talking about a movie that isn’t as good as they remembered…or hoped with the 1995 video game action adaptation Mortal Kombat.   Why is the Japanese ...

On a very special mini episode the boys try out a new pilot spinoff titled Mouth Breathers! First up, people who take selfies at inappropriate places.   Places include: concentrati...

Bloodsport (1988)

It’s 2020 and the boys are starting a new mini series titled “It’s new to me!” Where each week one of the guys selects a movie they have never seen but always wanted to watch, and ...

For the last episode of the decade the boys each select the top movie they are looking forward to seeing in 2020.  Spoiler alert: The movies mentioned are Dune, Wonder Woman 1984, ...

On our final Christmas episode the boys discuss Adam Sandler winning an Oscar, the unrealistic take on New York City where not a single hooker muged Kevin, Max and John attack Tim ...

Jack Frost (1979)

We have quite the stinker for you all as the boys watched one of the worse Christmas specials ever made: the 1979 claymation Jack Frost! Tim uses this film as an analogy for the Tr...

The Santa Clause (1994)

For their first Christmas film of the season the boys watched the heart filled family comedy where a divorced dad reconnects with his son and finds the true meaning of Christmas af...

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

To conclude our movies to be thankful for, John selected the slasher horror film where the stalker killers are sharks in Deep Blue Sea!    Besides the plot the boys discuss rusted ...

Rio Grande (1950)

With this being November we are picking movies that we are thankful for, and for some reason the movie that Tim picked was the John Wayne classic? Is it a classic? Anyways…Tim pick...

This is a remastered version of when Max appeared on the Average Joe Comic Show originally aired on October 30th.    Batman: The Long Halloween set in the early days of Bruce Wayne...

BJ and Ben from the Average Joe Comic Show join Max, John, and Bill to discuss their top 3 favorite comic book movies of all time.    Fun times and lots of inappropriate jokes are ...

Jake Young, from the massively popular nerd and pop culture podcast Wizard and the Bruiser, joins Max, John, and Tim (kinda) to discuss the cocaine fueled/five-star rampage mode/so...

To conclude our Halloween month the gang watched the father of modern horror comedies,  An American Werewolf London!   Besides the plot line topic discussed include: what moors are...

Its bonus episode time and the boys watched Michael Jackson’s innovative music video Thriller!    Tim viewed this entire music video as a foreshadowing analogy of the horrible thin...

Halloween month is rolling along and the boys took a first classic ticket to Nostalglaland as they discuss one of the best Simpsons Halloween specials ever.      Act 1 The Shinning...

Sleep Away Camp (1983) 

For our 50th movie episode the boys watched the Jeffrey Epstein/ Harvey Weinstein horror cult classic Sleepy Away Camp! Where all the adults are pedephiles, the kids are horrible t...

Max saw the new movie Joker and he has a few spoil free things to say about it. Then he ranks the best joker film performance, and gives Joker a movie rating. New full episode will...

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