Bloodsport (1988)

It’s 2020 and the boys are starting a new mini series titled “It’s new to me!” Where each week one of the guys selects a movie they have never seen but always wanted to watch, and for round one Max selected the 1988 nonsense kicking classic Bloodsport, staring Jean Claude Van Damme!


Topics include the fact that this is a secret underground fighting tournament that isn’t a secret at all and everyone is really friendly. The numerous plot points that go nowhere, the fact that the movie already assumes that Chong Li is the villain before he’s even introduced, Jackson being a fat Macho Man Randy Savage, and punching below the belt.


Also discussed food position on New Years eve, King Leopold’s Congo, and which Oscar winners are the most likely to punch you in the face. 


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